Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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