yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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