you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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