Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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