the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
