Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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