Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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