This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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