I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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