spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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