stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Randomize
