So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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