508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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