2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
