Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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