Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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