But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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