If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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