Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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