I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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