You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
