I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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