she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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