Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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