doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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