school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Shame - the story of my life.
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