butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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