I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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