A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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