I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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