Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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