im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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