She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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