just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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