My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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