He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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