Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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