She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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