It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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