Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize