Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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