I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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