She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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