I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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