Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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