You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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