did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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