And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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