how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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