Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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