She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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