Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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