End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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